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christianmingle: one time i was in a pringles ad and all the kids from my school found it and people started making it their profile pictures and printing it out and calling me pringle boy it was a rough month

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I just remembered I was supposed to have someone...

oh well pfff.

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I can't decide between sleep and food

halp.

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hue-dynamics-deactivated2012100 asked: Dan, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as Huey and Dan! Come with me. It is the only way.

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dj-stridenasty: Dave No Dave Don’t be sad I’m still here I’m always here Always watching over you So don’t be sad okay I’ll wait for you submitted by dirklaughingalonewithkanaya … theres no use in waiting on something thatll never come not in time anyways i learned that a long time ago

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dangarang: danidynamo: dj-stridenasty: danidynamo... →

danidynamo: dj-stridenasty: danidynamo replied to your post: why do people even think im intimidating im a fucking retard because you act all like “I AM BILL YOU CAN’ TOUCH DIS” on Tumblr, I was scared of you until I met you irl and was like, “wat” omg really so i dont… …. oh fine, I don’t love your face anymore : < see what you’ve done? See if I ever Do...

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dj-stridenasty: danidynamo replied to your post: why do people even think im intimidating im a fucking retard because you act all like “I AM BILL YOU CAN’ TOUCH DIS” on Tumblr, I was scared of you until I met you irl and was like, “wat” omg really so i dont have enough irl swag im going to go cry now thx shoooooshhhh *pap* your derp is so sexy I am not even lying right now I am so serious...

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Damn it tumblr can't you see I'm writing a paper...

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imjustaboywithadream: FUNNIEST SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF TV SHOWS

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Anonymous asked: ♧ YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE COLD, YOU'RE YES AND YOU'RE NO /is murdered

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Anonymous asked: Þ ♣ ⌘ ∞

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Ask me ↓

 ○ = Your name.
 ☺= One phobia.
 ♬ = Favorite song.
 § = How do you feel?
 ♥ = Tumblr crush.
 ♠ = First person to follow you on tumblr.
 ♧ = Hot or cold.
 ∞ = Favorite food.
 ⌘ = Your inspiration.
 ☼ = I love your URL name.
 ☻= Are you happy right now?
 Þ = Favorite film.
 ♣ = Lucky number.
 ϟ = The song you are listening to right now is...
Ω = Make me choose: 
Band: ________ or ___________?
Singer: ________ or ___________?
Saga: ________ or ___________?
Book: ________ or ___________?
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  ______________________

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Anonymous asked: Cellphone

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Anonymous asked: Laptop

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Anonymous asked: TV

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Anonymous asked: Light switch: turn on or turn off?

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teacher: and this urban farm is in west philadelphia
me: born and raised
me: on the playground
me: why is no one else singing
me: guys come on
class: 

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